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    10/29/2009

    使诈

    今早手痒,偷了钥匙开车出去晃荡,一拐弯就看见一个警察叔叔站边上冲我招手,我滴心啊“蹬蹬蹬蹬”(我还没有驾照)。
    故作镇定把车停好,警察叔叔给我敬了一礼,我问:“您好,怎么了?”表情不卑不亢再加点淡淡的微笑。
    警察叔叔戴着呗儿酷的眼镜,说:“您行驶了公车线路,请出示驾照和行驶证。”
    我手心都快滴水了,真他奶奶倒霉,刚美了没有10分钟就犯错给逮着了,无证驾驶是要扣车和拘留滴。
    “哦,是哦!您看我真是太大意了。”连忙低头把行驶证先交给了帅警,从副驾驶位置的包里开始翻找那并不存在的驾驶证。“哎呀,您看我今天换书包,驾驶证放另外一个包里了,我家就在这个拐弯,我回去给您拿一趟吧,实在是...... ”
    警察看了我一眼,说:“不是无证驾驶吧?”
    听这口气好像有缓,我忙应声:“当然不是了,您看我这车是手动挡,要是没证哪个女的敢开上路啊?我真是一忙活就忘了,我认罚,您罚了我我就回家拿驾照,到家也就3分钟,您要不信您上车,跟我回家拿一趟。”
    “按照规定,你这应该扣车的......”没等警察说完我就接着:“是是是,我知道,我家离得也不远,您把车扣这儿我罚我走回家,我也不冤,您看我为了安全驾驶,每天都备双平跟鞋在车里,我一直是严格遵守交通法规,绝对安全驾驶,您看我这车里还有小孩子的安全椅子,要是无证我敢带着孩子满街跑吗?今天这情况您要是罚我走回去,我还得换上高跟鞋,我这态度也挺好的,咱就罚款别扣分了,我从您这儿走了就回家拿证。”话说到这份上,我真是赌了,满脸愧疚后补了一个灿烂的微笑。
    “下不为例啊,女孩儿开手动挡还真少,我量你也不敢无证驾驶,这次就先罚款,下次把驾驶证放钱包里,你们女的包多了就是麻烦。”
    “是是是,我一定听您的,谢谢您!”赶紧拿钱,快溜。
    起步,差点熄火,警察看我一眼,我赶紧说:“看见您有点紧张,太帅了!”
    警察扑哧乐了,“真够能说的,下不为例啊!”
    “好您嘞!BYE —— ”我可不想跟您再见了。
     
     
     

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    馥永 刘wrote:
    好贫的嘴啊,警察叔叔还真吃这套~
    Oct. 30
    萱 刘wrote:
    警察是真没见过你这样的。我每次都这么说:我爸是老警察,所以严格的说我是警察家属,我得管您叫叔叔,可您实在太年轻了!要叫只能叫哥,您就原谅妹妹我吧。说完了我都嫌自己卑躬屈膝。。。
    Oct. 29

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